I was reading through a couple of the off topic threads, and it struck me that some of you folks are attempting to steal away my "Gayest Member" status. I had been keeping my eye on this ZigFried until he left, as he seemed to be my primary competition within the "Poop Chute Crew". It now appears that yet another member has joined who happens to be EXACTLY as gay as ZigFried. I would like to let this Broomo aka chewbacca know that no matter how queer he thinks he is, he will never be able to compete with my unearthly level of Man Love Midi-Chlorians. We get it Broomo aka chewbacca, you're super duper queer, you don't need to be such an obnoxious queen. You may be able to cuddle with some of the members of this forum, but if you try and twist my pickle you'll end up just like Lynn McGill (metaphorically speaking).

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It fucking stinks of mustache in here.