By about 2020, we can hope that the Star Wars Trilogy is finally available in at least DVD quality, maybe HD. Then we can start working on the Holiday
General Frevious, it seems you are planning to conduct a suicide protest. ("Protest in public ... rather kill myself.") I never really got the point of those. If you're going to defy all social norms and forfeit your own life for a cause, wouldn't it make more sense to break in to Skywalker Ranch, ninja-style, and try to abscond with the separation masters of the OOT? They're probably pretty heavy, so you'll have to make multiple trips. Watch out for Lucas's kid, he's a Jedi, you know.
Possible new acronym: Special Edition Prequels and Special Edition (Special): SEPSES. Not very good, but I think the septic theme works.