(Shhhh! Don't mention all the crappy CGI changes! Nobody will notice!)
2. Why is Ewoks:Battle For Endor so freaking dark for a kid's film?
(Cindel's entire family killed in the first ten minutes. And people think Alien 3 is depressing!)
3. Is Howard the Duck still "Our Leader"?
(See HTD teaser trailer, 1986)
