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Post #287543

Author
ADigitalMan
Parent topic
Darth Vader's Psyche: What Went Wrong
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Date created
22-May-2007, 3:54 PM
I originally saw some of this over at another board and tracked down the article. I am bringing it here to its proper home, where it can be discussed to death. According to Miranda Hitti of WebMD Medical News, Anakin Skywalker, Who Became Darth Vader, Had Borderline Personality Disorder. Fortunately our top psychiatrists are concerned with this instead of more pressing needs, like figuring out who the next Cho will be and helping him before he snaps.

But not to get too serious and to join in the fun, here is my contribution to the discussion:

According to further research, Borderline Personality Disorder has a strong correlation with elevated midichlorian levels. GalacticSmithKline has been racing Pfazer for the first patented pharmaceutical that will effectively lower midichlorian levels. In trial studies, side effects include dry mouth, fatigue, irritability, insomnia, and lowered telekinesis.