like: The title is (cue energetic swelling trailer orchestra music) "The happiest day of my LIIIFE" CUT to
"May 20th 2007"
silence, followed by a very low bass drum hit with the text slowly coming closer...
"Starcraft 2 announced"
and then expecting us to go crazy and say "OMGOMGOMGOMG! I can't WAIT!! NO WAY! WOW!!!! HOLY CRAP, MAN! STARCRAFT!"
because I won't.