Originally posted by: Stinky-Dinkins
The Good:
Bruce Campbell's restaurant cameo.
The Willem Dafoe painting, just because I think it would make for an interesting conversation piece hanging in my place.
That's about it.
The Ugly:
We got there late so we had to sit in the front row, the very fucking front row, so the entire time I was loaded and stoned out of my mind while bending my neck so I could see this towering, distorted shitheap of a movie. My time would've been better spent staring at the floor, and it would've been easier on my spine, too.
I had to piss wicked bad for the last 40 minutes of the movie.
The Good:
Bruce Campbell's restaurant cameo.
The Willem Dafoe painting, just because I think it would make for an interesting conversation piece hanging in my place.
That's about it.
The Ugly:
We got there late so we had to sit in the front row, the very fucking front row, so the entire time I was loaded and stoned out of my mind while bending my neck so I could see this towering, distorted shitheap of a movie. My time would've been better spent staring at the floor, and it would've been easier on my spine, too.
I had to piss wicked bad for the last 40 minutes of the movie.
Yeah, I thought that same thing about the Dafoe painting. That was amazingly life like and would make a great conversation piece. I kept expecting the thing to start telling Harry to kill Spiderman, I was disappointed when they went with the mirror thing instead. Freaking mirror... anyway, a talking painting would have been pretty lame anyway, which means it would have been in sync with the rest of the movie.
Hey, that front row thing happened to me too. The theater I went to see it at is out in the middle of nowhere and rarely fills up, even during the first week. And they had the movie on seven different screens playing every 20 minutes to half an hour, so I hardly expected it to be so packed and ended up getting there a little late. When my friend and I walked in and saw the place packed we just turned around and snuck into the next room (which was almost entirely empty) and just talked for the next half hour. My question is why do they even put seats in the front row? How can you even watch the stupid thing that close to that massive screen. Ouch! I can't imagine anybody enjoying that, I am sure the only time anybody sits there is when the poor saps arrive late and get stuck. They ought to make the seats more fair, or give a huge discount for the people willing to sit in the front row or something. Nothing like paying threw the nose to see a crappy movie, then breaking your neck and burning out your eyes out in the process.