Who Would Win? — Page 3

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 1-Jun-2006 3:52 PM
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But again, in a real fight. Who would win?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 1-Jun-2006 3:57 PM
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I'm not all that familiar with either man's fighting ability. Who's older?

War does not make one great.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 1-Jun-2006 3:58 PM
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I'm not sure. I could, however, substitute this:

Gaffer Tape vs. YIYF

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 1-Jun-2006 4:00 PM
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You are a worthy opponent and you will no doubt pass me as soon as I log off, so I will have to concede and say you. However, I will make Jedi master before you, and I can live with that.

War does not make one great, and one should know when they are beaten.

War does not make one great.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 1-Jun-2006 4:01 PM
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Damn you! NOOOOOOOO! It's my anniversary! Couldn't you let me win?!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 1-Jun-2006 5:23 PM
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Alright then. John Williams vs. Danny Elfman using only conductor batons as weapons.

Well, Danny is 53 and John is 74, so I'm gonna have to go with Danny on that one, although it pains me to do so.

Author: ricardo
Time: 1-Jun-2006 10:56 PM
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people.. williams isn't that great. he blatently rips melodies and styles from other composers far better than him. only reason why he is so well known is because he's in the movie biz. 'nuff said. elfman has more originality than williams does any day.

so here's what would happen. elfman and williams would be slapping each other like pansies. then, from beyond the grave jerry goldsmith comes and eats their respective internal organs. technically a draw, but goldsmith is the obvious winner.

Rocky vs. Rambo

Author: sean wookie
Time: 2-Jun-2006 7:04 PM
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Their the same person!!!

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 2-Jun-2006 7:47 PM
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Rambo. Rocky's a good boxer, but Rambo is a killing machine.

War does not make one great.

Author: ricardo
Time: 2-Jun-2006 9:32 PM
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hmm... good point.. 'nuff said.

Muppet Show vs. Fraggle Rock

Author: ricardo
Time: 8-May-2007 9:38 PM
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Jason (Friday the 13th) vs. Vigo (Ghostbusters 2)

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 9-May-2007 11:14 AM
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HOW MANY TIMES HAS JASON BEEN "KILLED" ONLY TO SHOW UP AGAIN ??? VIGO GOT SLIMED, AND IT WASN'T EVEN THE COOL GREEN SLIME. IT WAS THE SPARKLY PINK KIND. JASON TAKES THE WIN.

FREDDY VERSUS THE BOOGEYMAN

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Author: ricardo
Time: 9-May-2007 12:32 PM
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Freddy's only been alive for a blink of an eye compared to the boogeyman. However, the boogeyman, to my knowledge, has never been tried to be killed. Freddy comes back time and again. I think Freddy will slice the boogeyman into little boogies.

Dora vs. Diego

Author: Rob
Time: 9-May-2007 1:43 PM
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Originally posted by: ricardo

Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer

Chuck Norris is not fit to clean the brain off of Jack Bauer's boots. Shame on you for even asking. A more appropriate question would be:

Jack Bauer vs. Superman

or

Chuck Norris vs. Greg Brady

HARMY RULES

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 9-May-2007 3:05 PM
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Originally posted by: ricardo
Freddy's only been alive for a blink of an eye compared to the boogeyman. However, the boogeyman, to my knowledge, has never been tried to be killed. Freddy comes back time and again. I think Freddy will slice the boogeyman into little boogies.

Dora vs. Diego

DORA HAS A MONKEY SIDEKICK, AND DIEGO HAS A JAGUAR SIDEKICK. DORA HAS A MAP WHILE DIEGO HAS A BETTER THAN BATMAN'S UTILITY BELT BACKPACK. DIEGO IS A COUPLE OR SO YEARS OLDER THAN DORA, AND IS A MORE PHYSICAL PERSON. I SAY DIEGO MOPS UP THE JUNGLE TRAIL WITH DORA.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Author: Sluggo
Time: 9-May-2007 3:32 PM
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Originally posted by: ricardo
hmm... good point.. 'nuff said.

Muppet Show vs. Fraggle Rock

Fraggle Rock never had Roger Moore as a guest star. And Mahna Mahna.

Fraggles are p'owned.

Author: ricardo
Time: 9-May-2007 8:39 PM
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1978 Dawn of the Dead Zombies vs. 2004 Dawn of the Dead Zombies