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Post #284330

Author
C3PX
Parent topic
Get high with Vader
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Date created
25-Apr-2007, 7:56 PM
This thread is too good to fall off the front page just yet.

*In a Darth Vader modulated hippy voice*
"Hey man...don't hate it when you like... turn to the darkside to keep your wife from dying... then... you like... choke her to death and stuff... it totally blows man... "

"Yeah... so I was talking to my son the other day and he was like "Yo, dad, there's still good in you." And I was all like, "Pfft, no way little man, you don't know what you're talkin about" and he was like all "No way dad, you're still good inside, I know it." And I was all like "Wait, wait, let me get this straight, you have a sister? You have a twin sister and you're mom like never told me?" then Palps man was all like "Now you're gonna die little Skywalker dude!" and I was like "Pyah! We'll see about that!" and he was all like "AHHHHHH" and I was all like "oOOOH" then he was like "AHaAaAaAaAaA" and I was like "Gaaaah" It was pretty far out..."