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Jar-Jar fate...

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Me like.

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Perfect. If only that had happened in the PT movies.

"Now all Lucas has to do is make a cgi version of himself.  It will be better than the original and fit his original vision." - skyjedi2005

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You owe Carbonite an apology.

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That'd be a great coffee table. You could out M&M's and peanuts in his hands, or even use them as an ashtray if you were so inclined.
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That'd be a great coffee table. You could out M&M's and peanuts in his hands, or even use them as an ashtray if you were so inclined.


or a noveau art toillet.
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Originally posted by: TheCassidy
That'd be a great coffee table. You could out M&M's and peanuts in his hands, or even use them as an ashtray if you were so inclined.


Brings back memories of those Jar Jar Tongue lollipops.

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Originally posted by: TheCassidy
Brings back memories of those Jar Jar Tongue lollipops.


Please tell me they didn't make that shit.

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Okay, they didn't make Jar Jar tongue lollipops.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Too bad Lucas didn't kill off Jar-Jar, as if we cared what happened to him after the PT...oh yeah, he probably said "wesa free!" at the end of ROTJ SE.
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I was so hoping JarJar was going to confront Anakin in ROTS. The inevitable outcome would have brought many cheers from the sick minds in the audience.

Where were you in '77?

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Originally posted by: Anchorhead
Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Originally posted by: TheCassidy
Brings back memories of those Jar Jar Tongue lollipops.


Please tell me they didn't make that shit.


http://www.monzy.com/intro/jarjarpops.jpg

Habeeb it.

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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Uh... eh... um... arrrr... I'd always heard of these Jar-Jar lollipops but had never actually seen them. I had no idea they were so... visceral... I mean, how do you eat that thing without looking like you're playing a vigorous game of dirty, dirty tonsil hockey with Jar-Jar Binks?!

There is no lingerie in space…

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Originally posted by: Nanner Split

http://www.monzy.com/intro/jarjarpops.jpg


Unbelievable.


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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
how do you eat that thing without looking like you're playing a vigorous game of dirty, dirty tonsil hockey with Jar-Jar Binks?!


The answer is simple: You don't. As a result there were many kids walking around making out with miniture Jar Jar heads back in 1999. If you pull on that little knob on the back he retracts his tongue and closes his mouth, you push it in and he opens his mouth and sticks out is tongue. It was so wrong on so many levels. Had to have been about the worst marketing idea in the history of movies.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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This is what makes JarJar such a disturbing and repulsive character: candy shaped like his tounge
Seriously, he should be in some horror film.
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Yikes!
Seeing that image made me wonder if Jar-Jar was circumcised

However, in practice you must take into account the “fuckwit factor”. Just talk to Darth Mallwalker…
-Moth3r

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Originally posted by: Anchorhead
Originally posted by: Nanner Split

http://www.monzy.com/intro/jarjarpops.jpg


Unbelievable.




Mesa so frightened.
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How did Lucas ever think up of this idea; more specifically, which drug did he take to even think of this character??
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Originally posted by: generalfrevious
How did Lucas ever think up of this idea; more specifically, which drug did he take to even think of this character??


Well I know that the names Jar-Jar and Gungan came from his kid...you can thank Jett Lucas or Jango Lucas or whatever his name is.
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Better yet, what parent actually let their kid get that? I think if my kid came running up asking for one, I'd say "Well, uh, hey look over here at this XBOX or perhaps a TICKLE ME ELMO!" Anything but that damn lollipop.
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Originally posted by: ferris209
Better yet, what parent actually let their kid get that? I think if my kid came running up asking for one, I'd say "Well, uh, hey look over here at this XBOX or perhaps a TICKLE ME ELMO!" Anything but that damn lollipop.



Grab one of those bad boys for the wife...
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Talk about your carbonite offsets
George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."