So after that much boasting about what you're going to do to the movie and this and that, the first thing you turn out as part of "reinventing" of this film is a crawl generated with that little application that was posted about here a little while back. Can't really tell if that's progress or not.
And someone who isn't me, please tackle the wording in the crawl itself. I'm too tired and there's too much wrong with it.