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Post #283773

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Major fatal Moebius
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Revenge of the sith is the shite and the flies upon it
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Date created
23-Apr-2007, 7:23 AM
-The duel
-The turn
-The building of Darth Vader
-The force ghost issue
-The extinction of the jedi
-The birth of the twins and where they end up at
-Yoda vs The Emperor
-The rise of the Empire

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And they we're all poorly done:

The duel: incredibly cheesy. with the excessive amount of lava and whatnot, poorly misjuged dialogue, two jedi going at it like an out of control videogame, the high ground outcome (lawl- they've been jumping super high for ages and now he can't jump over one little man?)

The turn: I still don't know what happened there. 'I'll do everything you ask master?' Sure, sure...

The building of Darth Vader- The No- line doesn't bother me, and i actually like the 'Where is padme' line, but i do not like the way they portrayed the scene. It's a little clumsy, quick and cute. And the cutting between Padme breathing and Anakin breathing was so BLAH. But it'll do for some i guess.

-The force ghost issue: Well, never really cared about that. I always took those things for granted in the original trilogy and i don't remember how they solved the issue in revenge of the sith. But like all other things in the prequels George lucas probably de-mythologized (lol)it gravely.

-The extinction of the jedi- Cheesy montage, with cheesy music, with cheesy landscapes ( what was that, a FLOWER LAND or something? This is star wars, not mario bros.) also, younglings, and the dumb grin on anakin's face when he's about to kill them hah Wow, I'm anakin"s actor, look at my evil face! This is what my face looks like under my evil mask!

-The birth of the twins and where they end up at: All I remember is a cheesy sunset copy of the original. And in the original it wasn't cheesy .
-Yoda vs The Emperor- I never thought the idea of yoda fighting was a good one and this is why. It looks mightily silly, even more so because they have this sincere, bombastic music going on in the background and whatnot. I just can't take it seriously.

-The rise of the Empire: What rise? All you see are some dudes staring out of a window.

How can people look behind the execution, it's the most important thing of a production! It's like saying a 3 year old's drawing is awesome, because the intention behind it was good! Fuck that.