Escuse me miss, I think you got that off of my boat... that is part of my catch... Uh... do you think I could have it back.... I mean... er.... I did spend all day out in the sea trying to catch it... it is a prize winningly large quid, it'll feed my family for a week...uh, miss???... uh... well... uh, just when your through with it then.
Hmm, you could come up with some pretty interesting backstories for this disturbing Japanese porn.