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Have Lunch w/ Harrison Ford

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Watch the guy get stuck with some Star Wars nerd. That would be awsome. "So what was it like being Han Solo?" "Gee, I sure bet Carrie is a great kisser! What was that like?" "So, what was the midget that played as Jabba's tail like in person?" "Who was your favorite Ewok?" "Did you ever try on Darth Vader's helmet?" "So Han, you don't mind if I call you Han do you? What do you think is the REAL reason George refused to release the original trilogy on DVD?"

That would be fun to win that auction just to bug him about Star Wars and Indiana Jones. I am surprised celebs do this sort of thing. You know some over obessed fan (most likely female) is going to sell their home just to have lunch with him. It is a good thing they run a check on you first. If I were him I would do things like this, but hand a million bucks over to one of my friends so they could snip it, then give me back the change. That way he could come off looking cool and generous and enviromentally friendly without risking any the above.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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You know it's gotta be a hell of an ego boost to know that people would pay at least four figures just to have lunch with you. Hell, if I were to auction off myself, I'd be lucky to get a bid at all! But I have to wonder how Harrison Ford feels about this, and if this was his publicist's idea, the group's idea, or heck, maybe his idea. Heh, if I was in his place, I seriously couldn't do it. "How do we raise money?" "Um... I was thinking that, um, maybe, if you think it's a good idea, we could auction... um... me off... no, I can't go on!"

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Puggo - Jar Jar's "Yoda"
The first question in the pre-approval process is probably: "are you a Star Wars fan". You are? Sorry, you're disqualified.


Haha! Yeah.

Hmm, I wonder if this will become a new thing on ebay, auctioning off lunch dates with yourself. If Ford can do it, I think the rest of us ought to be allowed to. If I put the most dashing picture of myself up I might just be able to sell, I wonder how much I could make per lunch...

Sadly, this could become the new online singles trend. You go to ebay and rent some hot guy or girl for a date. Find your true love today, and make money!

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Just remember: It still costs at least ten times the going bid to have lunch with your own elected Senator.
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"Mr. Ford can you HolidaySpecial *cough* pass the salt?"
VADER: Let me look on you with my own eyes...

LUKE: Dad, where are your eyebrows?

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
.... um, maybe, if you think it's a good idea, we could auction... um... me off... no, I can't go on!"

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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Just remember: It still costs at least ten times the going bid to have lunch with your own elected Senator.



And that's just sad...
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Originally posted by: Zebonka
"Mr. Ford can you HolidaySpecial *cough* pass the salt?"


Now I am feeling really tempted to blow a large amount of money to win this thing just so I can use that line. It is probably the second question they ask you in the screening process, right after "Are you a Star Wars fan"

1. Are you a Star Wars fan?

No.

2. Have you ever seen Star Wars?

No.

3. Have you ever heard of or seen the Star War Holliday Special?

Yes, I think I may have heard something about it...

Oh, we are sorry, you are not qualified to bid in this auction. Thank you.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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When celebrities auction themselves off for lunch or a date like that...isn't it prostitution? Maybe not, because there's no sex involved, but still...
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