I predict that Don Imus we'll be reemployed in a month on satellite radio. There are plenty of examples of this happening before. One radio station in the Inland Empire has already started playing "The Best of Imus". Within a week he'll be forgotten. Within a month, he'll be on satellite and most of his 3 million listeners will follow. His firing has cost CBS 15 million dollars. Someone out there is surely ready and willing to bring him on in order to bring in that much revenue.

I could be wrong about all this, but judging from the average American's attention span, I think he'll have a job in no time.