You assholes will never get within 50 feet of burning celebrity hotness. Take a close look at the photo below and try not to drown in your tears. That's right dipshits, that's a picture of me and the finest leading man to ever grace the silver screen. When that picture was taken I was saying "We can get you a stunt double for this shot Mr. Selleck." As I'm sure you would expect he replied "Stunt double...stunt double...what the hell is a stunt double?" Man he is the full package, dead sexy and funny to boot.
