He says, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on."
She did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them."
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," says Mike, thinking that might be a good thing to try.
On his wedding night, Mike takes off his pants and says to Karen, "Here try these on."
She does and says, "These are too big, they don't fit me."
Mike replies "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and don't you forget it. Alright?"
Then Karen takes off her pants and hands them to Mike and says, "Here you try on mine."
He slips them over his feet but struggles to pull them up much further. Mike says, "It's no good, love. I can't get into your pants."
"Exactly" says Karen. "And if you don't stop being a f*cking dickhead, you never will."