"Pint please" says the man.
"F*ck me" says the barman "you've got half your head the shape of an orange!"
"Yes thats right" says the man "i've got a story to tell about that..."
"I was walking home the other day from work and i spotted a lamp on the pavement. I rubbed it and out popped this wonderous genie , who granted me 3 wishes" said the man
"No sh!t" said the barman
"T'is true" said the man
"So what did you wish for?" said the barman
"Well" said the man "My first wish was for all my family and closest friends to live a long and healthy life"
"Fair Enough" said the barman
"My second wish was to have an endless supply of money , so i'd never be poor and could buy whatever i liked whenever i liked" said the man
"Understandable and a very good wish" said the barman "And what was you third wish?"
"To have half my head the shape of an orange" replied the man
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