INT. DOCKING BAY 94 - DAY
Jabba the Hutt and a half dozen grisly pirates and aliens stand in the middle of the docking bay. Jabba is the grossest of the slavering hulks and his scarred face is a grim testimonial to his prowess as a vicious killer.
JABBA
Solo! Come out of there, Solo! Solo!
A voice from directly behind the pirates startles them and they turn around to see Han Solo and the giant Wookiee Chewbacca standing behind them.
HAN
Right here, Jabba. I've been waiting for you.
JABBA
Have you now?
HAN
You didn't think I was gonna run, did you?
JABBA
(Fatherly-smooth)
Han, my boy, there are times you disappoint me... why haven't you paid me? And why did you have to fry poor Greedo like that... after all we've been through together.
HAN
Look Jabba, next time you wanna talk to me come see me yourself. Don't send one of these twerps.
JABBA
Han, Han! Understand, I just can't afford to make exceptions. Where would I be if every pilot who smuggled for me dropped his consignment at the first sign of an Imperial starship? It's not good business.
HAN
Look Jabba, even I get boarded sometimes. You think I had a choice? But I've got a nice, easy charter now. I'll pay you back, plus a little extra. I just need a little more time.
JABBA
Han, my boy, I'm only doing this because you're the best and I need you. So, for an extra, say... twenty percent...
HAN
Fifteen, Jabba, don't push it.
JABBA
Okay, fifteen percent. But if you fail me again, I'll put a price on your head so bog you won't be able to go near a civilized system.
HAN
Jabba, you're a wonderful human being.
JABBA
(To his men)
Come on!
--SKot