"To the MPAA: Your FBI logos in front of my store-bought DVDs are doing absolutely, positively nothing to curb pirates AND they're pissing me off because I, who paid good money, can't skip past the annoying messages every time I put the damn DVD in the player."

Hear, hear! It's shit like that, and all the dame intervening screens "Disney DVD", "Upcoming Films", blah, blah, blah, that make me make copies of my legitimately bought Disney DVDs, so my children and I don't have to go through them every single fucking time we play them.

Whatever happened to autostarters, like Waterworld.