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Post #277364

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Major fatal Moebius
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What were your original expectations for the PT?
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14-Mar-2007, 4:43 PM
While parts of Eps 1 & 2 certainly disappopinted a friend asked me when I was coming out of the first night of ROTS "What did you think?" and I said "It was everything I wanted it to be" and I still think that about ROTS.


Really now? What about:

The ridiculous opening scroll? War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere?

Hilarious droids making funny noises?

An opening battle where no one knows what the fuck is going on?

Millions of different variations of OT-vehicles just for the heck of it?

GENERAL GRIEVOUS? Who is this guy anyway?

Count dooku, an old, old man doing a bunch of flips while he could just as much walked down the stairs which would be much more menacing anyway...

Padme?

Soap drama romance? Love story?

padme, lost the will to live, but she just delivered two babies?

Why have a silly looking robot handle the birth of the babies? Why not a normal human being?

Yoda speaking like a dumbass? Performing tons of saltos in the air? Not if i have anything to say about it blabla?

Mace windu? I still dont know what his purpose was in the prequel trilogy...

Jedi rules/codes etc...not fall in love, not have sex blabla...what the hell is that?

Midi-Chlorians?

All the clones have the dumbest face ever? lol

The ridiculous jedi fights? Where's the grace? The tactics etc...

Anakin's dumb dreams about padme dying?

Sidious' makeup?

Anakins turn to the dark side?

Cody?

The clones that look horrible compared to the awesome looking storm troopers and all?

Chewbaca? Why was he in it?

younglins?

All the shitty politics? So much unneeded drama...

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL?

Making the emperor absolutely over the top?

All the ridiculous lava? They should have died right there..

Higher ground?

i actually kinda liked the line ' wheres padme, is she safe?' lol

Some very hokey CGI?

Etc etc? lol

Thanks for helping me come up with these reasons chef!

Seriously though, how could anyone like this film? It's such a mess.