Originally posted by: sean wookie
JIM CAREY WROTE THE BOOK AND IS THE KILLER

saved me 8 bucks!

And now, the main course:

VERONICA BLOWS AWAY THE AMALGAMATED VERSION OF BRUNDLEFLY AND THE TELEPOD DOOR
DOMINO KILLS LARGO
MR. ORANGE IS THE MOLE, AND EVERYONE EXCEPT MR. PINK AND MR. ORANGE DIES
RAOUL DUKE AND DR. GONZO GO CRAZY IN LAS VEGAS AND FAIL TO FINISH THEIR ARTICLE
ROYAL TENENBAUM DIES
I AM SPARTACUS
BATMAN KILLS THE JOKER
BATMAN KILLS THE PENGUIN
BATMAN KILLS TWO-FACE
BATMAN SMIRKS AT MR FREEZE
BATMAN KILLS RA'S AL GHUL (PASSIVELY)
ROSEMARY'S BABY IS THE CHILD OF SATAN
JOHNNY BLAZE KILLS BLACKHEART, BUT ANGERS SATAN AS WELL
JOHN CONSTANTINE DOES A GOOD DEED, BUT ANGERS SATAN, WHO CASTS HIM BACK TO EARTH
SUPERMAN BEATS TURNS THE WORLD BACKWARDS
SUPERMAN STOPS GENERAL ZOD AND GIVES LOIS AN AMNESIA KISS
SUPERMAN CONVINCES THE UN TO DESTROY NUCLEAR WEAPONS

wooo!