10. "It's Bill Clinton. I hear you're confused and vulnerable. Call me"
9. "Hi Britney. Good news -- we now have a revolving door at the rehab center"
8. "Al Gore here. You're contributing to global warming, because your new look is hot!"
7. "It's K-Fed. Who would've thought I'd look like the responsible one?"
6. "It's Melania Trump. Think you and the clippers can fix the mess on Donald's head?"
5. "I'm calling from 'American Idol.' Would you like to replace Paula Abdul as our crazy judge?"
4. "NASA calling -- we think you might be astronaut material"
3. "Carol Channing here. I want my wig back, bitch"
2. "Hey, it's Paris. Are we still sluttin' it up this weekend?"
1. "This is the hair salon -- you left your underpants here"