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Star Wars, Hollywood Style!?

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George Lucas may be Public Enemy #1 around these parts right now, but there's no question in my mind that we all hold his older work in the highest esteem. And in that light, I'm wondering - suppose Lucas hadn't had creative control in the mid 70s? Suppose the studios had just paid Lucas his little fee and did Star Wars their way - what would have happened?

1) Who would have starred? Who plays Luke and Han? Leia and Obi-Wan? Tarkin? What actors were big at the time?

2) Where would it have been filmed?

3) What do the sets look like? What do the vehicles and droids look like? What about Vader, Chewbacca, the fighters, the Star Destroyers? And the Death Star?

4) How good or bad would the effects have looked? Would the Lightsaber be what it is today without Ben Burtt and ILM?

5) Would John Williams have scored the movie? Would the studio have opted for a futuristic score, the exact opposite of Lucas' instinct on this matter?

6) Would Star Wars have endured to the extent that it has today without Lucas' creative control? Would Star Wars have endured at all?

I have no particular insight into this topic, just a curiosity.

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Leif Garrett as Luke Starkiller
Burt Reynolds as Han Solo
Jodie Foster as Princess Leia
Donald Pleasance as Obi-Wan
Marlon Brando as Tarkin (All his scenes would have had to be filmed in five days and he'd have received $5 million for the role.)
Orson Welles as Darth Vader (no suit, and he'd refuse to be shot with Brando, so all the scenes with Tarkin and Vader would have to be assembled cleverly in the editing room)
Roddy McDowell as Cornelius Chewbacca
Wilt Chamberlain as C-3PO and Billy Barty as R2-D2 (both would be recognizable behind their semi-robotic makeup)
ABBA as the Cantina Band

Filmed on the 20th Century Fox backlot with On Location shooting in the Joshua Tree National Forest for the Tatooine desert

Sets would look like "Space: 1999" and the FX would look very Planet of the Apes

Lightsabers would have been cut in favor of a deadly card game between Welles and Pleasance. But the fist fight in the cantina with Reynolds, Garrett and a cast of wacky aliens would be legendary.

Marvin Hamlisch would score the movie with cheesy Bee-Gees-style music (meaning he wouldn't have done The Spy Who Loved Me. John Barry would have done that score and it would have been good).

The most enduring thing would be the hot sex scene between Luke and Leia.
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