This is comming from a guy who has written more than his fair share of ransom notes, you are never even going to get this looking close to what you want. My advice is to get some newspapers and a glue stick and spend a couple of hours throwing the thing together, then photocopy it. It'll be a piece of cake and since you (presumably) don't really need to hide your identity, you don't have to bother with gloves and figure prints and all that. If you're still bent on doing it the easy way ( heh! more like the loser way!

) then sorry, I can't help you. I know of know good font sites.