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Post #270671

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C3PX
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The Go-Mer-Tonic™ Thread - Today's Topic: Whose your favorite author and why?
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Date created
8-Feb-2007, 7:26 PM
Originally posted by: Stinky-Dinkins
I have no problem with sexual perceptivity. Bear with me as I do some quick math here. I last 30 seconds now..... with a foreskin I would be a whopping 33 percent more perceptive..... 30 seconds without one.... ok, carry the one..... do a little there number crunching there.....

10 seconds less.

There we have it, I would last 20 seconds with a foreskin. This is the creepiest fucking conversation I've ever been involved in.

From now on I'm demanding that you do not shave or wear deodorant. Your ears must remain fully-waxed from here on out as well. This is what nature has intended for our species Arnie, you out-of-control, unclean cave dweller.


Ah, but you see, ear wax and hair are things that grow back and do not involve bleeding when cut or removed. The foreskin removal involves a good deal of bleeding (though not so much with modern technology).