This is a fun game I've been participating in on the 24 message board. What you do is you take a quote from a movie or show, take out one of the words and replace it with the word "pants." The results can be hilarious. Here are some for Star Wars.

Vader: I find your lack of pants disturbing (a friend came up with that)
Obiwan: Your fathers pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi knight.
Leia: I smelled your foul pants when I was brought on board.
Yoda: Your pants, you will not need them.
Yoda: Judge me by my pants do you?

Rebel Officer: Your pants will freeze before you reach the 3rd marker.
Han: Then I'll see you in hell!

Luke: Nevertheless, I am taking Captain Solo and his pants. You can either profit from this or be destroyed.

Luke: But I wanted to go to the Toshi station to pick up some pants!

Obiwan: The pants will be with you, always.

Leia: Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
Luke: Huh? Oh the pants! I'm Luke Skywalker I'm here to rescue you.

Obiwan: YOu don't need to see his pants.
Stormtrooper: we don't need to see his pants.