Originally posted by: Ripplin
If someone was feeling morbid, they could make "Return of the Jedi: Nuclear Winter Edition." They could throw in that draft idea of the Falcon not making it out of the Death Star, too.
If someone was feeling morbid, they could make "Return of the Jedi: Nuclear Winter Edition." They could throw in that draft idea of the Falcon not making it out of the Death Star, too.

No, no no... the ewoks ARE the result of the previous radiation fallout after ANH. They used to all be tall, handsome humans. In episode 9, Hans Solo looks like an ewok too.