I think all of Biscuit's pot shots at your fathering capibilities has a lot to do with jealousy. Biscuit probably feels bad because he cannot have children. Not because there is something physically wrong with him, but because he has never had any prospects for getting laid, a very important part of the whole fathering thing. Of course, he is a badass internet warrior champion of which we will never defeat if we are so foolish to continue our futile war against him (uh, so how exactly do we stop it? Not quite sure how we got into it in the first place), so maybe he has all sorts of nerd babes hanging off of his shoulders. In this case it is safe to say (and thank God for this) that it is in fact a problem with him manhood that prevents him from fathering his own children.

I am sorry we have not had more forum interaction in here, but I think everyone is in the same boat as Gaffer, they didn't see any interest in this thing so they never read it. It is a real kick though isn't it? You know, I wish we had an unbeatable internet warrior champion. Then we could all waste our lives invading other peoples communities and insult their members on personal levels. Wait, no... on second thought I don't want that. The real world is much more interesting. Never mind.

And now to address my fellow forum members: Are you guys as nervous as I am about this unbeatable forum warrior? Yeah I thought so. Oh well. "you can't beat TB in a forum war. Ever." This is my favorite quote. Ever. I am actually printing this whole thread off, and placing a copy of it in my safe deposit box. That way, even if the internet comes to a total end, and all our machines go awire, this thread will live on forever in a small fireproof little box. When I am a depressed old man and need something good and funny to read to cheer me up, this thread will be among the many things I turn to.
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