You've just described the idiocy of your own presence at these boards.
"what qualifies you to sit in such judgement?"
This question goes both ways.
"Let me just say that you guys give me more to worry about for the future than anyone who attends naked keggers."
All I have to say is:
"Sitting in this forum, complaining about the suitability of others to save you from the problems of the world is a tad "head in your ass" isn't it?"