Man in crowd: What?
Moses: Uh... you can't kill.
Man in crowd: Are you sure God specifically said kill? Didn't he mean murder?
Moses: Is there a difference?
Man: Why, sure! Killing is when you have to end someone's life to defend yourself, and your family...
Second Man: And your territory!
Man: Yes, and your way of life...
Third Man: Your money...
Second Man: Your right to have a weapon. Your country's soberany.
Man: Your profit.
Moses: Okay, okay, and murder is when you kill someone for another reason, right?
Man: Yes.
Moses: Like what?
Man: Come again?
Moses: What would not be a good justification for killing someone, what is murder?
Man: Mostly abortion.
Moses: Oh shut up. Enough of that. God dosen't want people to kill anyone, under no circustances.
Man: Suppose God asks me to kill my own son.
Moses: Quiet! Now, next commandment... thou shall not commit adultery.
(Whole crowd boos and goes away)
Man: But what if I kill her husband first?
Moses: Oh forget about it, tell you what, do whatever you please as long as it's not too gay, okay? If you need me I'll be at my tent.