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Post #264332

Author
ricarleite
Parent topic
Global Warming
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Date created
5-Jan-2007, 10:20 PM
Moses: Thou shalt not kill!

Man in crowd: What?

Moses: Uh... you can't kill.

Man in crowd: Are you sure God specifically said kill? Didn't he mean murder?

Moses: Is there a difference?

Man: Why, sure! Killing is when you have to end someone's life to defend yourself, and your family...

Second Man: And your territory!

Man: Yes, and your way of life...

Third Man: Your money...

Second Man: Your right to have a weapon. Your country's soberany.

Man: Your profit.

Moses: Okay, okay, and murder is when you kill someone for another reason, right?

Man: Yes.

Moses: Like what?

Man: Come again?

Moses: What would not be a good justification for killing someone, what is murder?

Man: Mostly abortion.

Moses: Oh shut up. Enough of that. God dosen't want people to kill anyone, under no circustances.

Man: Suppose God asks me to kill my own son.

Moses: Quiet! Now, next commandment... thou shall not commit adultery.

(Whole crowd boos and goes away)

Man: But what if I kill her husband first?

Moses: Oh forget about it, tell you what, do whatever you please as long as it's not too gay, okay? If you need me I'll be at my tent.