I feel like we might be long lost brothers of some kind. I didn't think that there was another man on this earth who is still troubled to this day by Jesse's name change. I support the change, however, as it lead to the introduction of such character's as Stavros Katsopolis. As far as the stuff in the garage goes...I'm still trying to wrap my head around that comment. Your depth of Full House knowledge and your rogue approach to related theories make you seem like some sort of a real life "Doctor Dare". I tip my hat to you Gaffer tape, you are a true Full House scholar.
This post is gay.