Originally posted by: auraloffalwaffle
Also, I really hope that they've dubbed Temuera's voice over all the Stormtrooper dialogue in the OT, 'cos that just isn't right yet.
They should have Ewan do all of Obi-Wan's force ghost appearances, to keep it consistent with Hayden in ROTJ. For that matter, I'd like to see digital face-replacements on all of Alec Guiness' performances in the OT. It takes me right out of the moment every time I see his stupid, old face!
Hayden should replace that British guy in the Vader unmasking scene, too. Actually, I think he should re-do all of Vader's dialogue as well, since that Jones guy sounds nothing like him! Hell, they didn't even credit him originally, 'cos he's so crap.
All those crappy lightsaber duels will have to go before I'm really happy. They're so slow and boring. And far too short. Annie should duel with Darth Sidious (oh yeah, he should be called "Lord Sidious" by Vader all the time) at the end of ROTJ for, like, half an hour and then cut off his head! That'd be more in-keeping with the PT. And a much more fitting end to the greatest saga ever.
George should do a whole bunch of scenes for Annie in ANH. They obviously didn't have the technology to give Anakin as big a part as he needed in 1977, but he's the whole reason for the saga, man! And he's only in that movie for, like, five minutes!
Plus, they should dub over that guy who treats Annie like a stooge the whole time! Who the fuck does he think he is? That's the One Who Will Bring Balance To The Force, you absolute fucking nobody!!!
Originally posted by: Fixer
Well, except the TPM rubber Yoda puppet. That's been nicely covered up with CGI and will, I imagine, be premiering in a box set at a local retailer near you next year.
Man, I hope so! And they'd better have given ESB and ROTJ the same treatment. I can't look at that latex motherfucker any more, dude!Well, except the TPM rubber Yoda puppet. That's been nicely covered up with CGI and will, I imagine, be premiering in a box set at a local retailer near you next year.
Also, I really hope that they've dubbed Temuera's voice over all the Stormtrooper dialogue in the OT, 'cos that just isn't right yet.
They should have Ewan do all of Obi-Wan's force ghost appearances, to keep it consistent with Hayden in ROTJ. For that matter, I'd like to see digital face-replacements on all of Alec Guiness' performances in the OT. It takes me right out of the moment every time I see his stupid, old face!
Hayden should replace that British guy in the Vader unmasking scene, too. Actually, I think he should re-do all of Vader's dialogue as well, since that Jones guy sounds nothing like him! Hell, they didn't even credit him originally, 'cos he's so crap.
All those crappy lightsaber duels will have to go before I'm really happy. They're so slow and boring. And far too short. Annie should duel with Darth Sidious (oh yeah, he should be called "Lord Sidious" by Vader all the time) at the end of ROTJ for, like, half an hour and then cut off his head! That'd be more in-keeping with the PT. And a much more fitting end to the greatest saga ever.
George should do a whole bunch of scenes for Annie in ANH. They obviously didn't have the technology to give Anakin as big a part as he needed in 1977, but he's the whole reason for the saga, man! And he's only in that movie for, like, five minutes!
Plus, they should dub over that guy who treats Annie like a stooge the whole time! Who the fuck does he think he is? That's the One Who Will Bring Balance To The Force, you absolute fucking nobody!!!
Whoa, that's one hell of a rant if I've ever seen one.