Yeah, I probably should have read about the cons of oiling before I tried it...see, I oiled them, but instead of oil, I used extremely flammable gas. Before I stuffed them in my nose, the power went out. I lit a match so I could see, and accidentally dropped it on the poor bunnies. Does putting bunnie skeletons in your nose count?
I'm now on my way to the pet shop to buy more bunnies. I'm shaving them this time.