Batgirl: So you see, Robin, even though I was a decent person who fought for justice one year ago, not to mention functionally illiterate and severly dislexic, this past year has changed me a lot. I'm now the head of the League of Assassins, very eloquent, and know not only how to give long speeches about genetic destiny; I've also learned to write in English and translate that writing into Navajo code. Now, please help me to murder my father despite the oath to never take a human life that you've sworn to Batman and join me in a new wave of crime and other fun stuff. You know. Since Bruce uses the fact that you wear bright red to make you a target and all, and never really cared for you. Just like Frank Miller says. Did you know Batman wanted to make Nightwing eat rats his first night in the Cave?
Robin: OMGWTFBBQ...!
NOT THAT ONE YEAR LATER!
Happy Thanksgiving, people!