So, how about this:
It is a dark time for the Republic.
Thousands of star systems have broken
away into a separatist movement, led
by the nefarious Count Dooku.
To defend the Republic, the Galactic
Senate has ordered the creation of a
CLONE ARMY on the remote world of
Kamino. Emboldened by this new power,
several senators have called for a
declaration of war against the
separatists.
Leading the opposition to war, Senator
Amidala is returning to Coruscant to seek
help from the Jedi Knights, who may be
the last hope for peace in the galaxy....
(And yes, I have shamelessly stolen from THX
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