Two men are standing at a urinal and, when finished, one goes to wash his hands while the other turns directly to leave the restroom. Shocked, the man washing his hands calls out to the other fellow, "Ahem, you know, at Yale, they taught us to wash our hands after we pee."
"Is that so?" replied the other fellow, "Well, at Harvard, they taught us not to pee on our hands."
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I never quite understood the American (as far as I know) obsession with post-peeing hand-washing. Although it's fine to wash one's hands as often as is convenient, that's precisely because one's hands are the body parts most exposed to germs and dirt. As such, it's not my hands that should be washed after touching my dick, but my dick that should be washed after having been touched by my hands.
I love how guys will wash their hands post-peeing ... and then proceed to exit the restroom via turning the doorhandle that probably has the most germs and dirt of anything they will touch all day!
Still, I tend to wash my hands whenever I find myself in a restroom ... simply because the opportunity is there. Sometimes I don't though, and all shock at such an action is simply absurd. I'm a Harvard man.
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