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Dr. Jones' Tenure Denied

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"Nice try Lao Che!"

"Goodbye Doctor Jones... Hahahahaha"
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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LMAO!
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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That's a stunner! Nice one!
Don't you call me a mindless philosopher...!
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Not only Dr. Jones was that irresponsible and criminal, if you think about it, he was absolutely useless on "Raiders" AND he caused World War 2 and the Holocaust.

If it wasn't for him, the nazis would have never found the ark and it would not be stored in a lone box in a gigantic warehouse.

And if they did, chances are they would take it to Hitler and open it before him (the Nazis would probably convince Belloq to do so), thus melting Adolf Hitler in a "80s Industrial Light and Magic" way before WW2 and saving millions of lifes.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Wow.... That's hilarious. And Ric has a very good point there. Indiana's 'heroism' saved Hitler's life.

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I really, really enjoyed that. People don't make enough Indy jokes.

Hey look, a bear!

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X doesn't mark the spot, G does.
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.