Originally posted by: sean wookie
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
LMAO
It's like that joke I've heard or read, that you should go with your wife and baby child to the supermarket, dressed humbly, and have the baby in the filthiest clothes you can find, and make sure the baby is not bathed for some time. Fill up your shopping cart with all the booze you can find, beer, whisky bottles, vodka, everything, and add a small package of diapers and one can of baby food at the top. At the cash register, pretend you don't have enough money for everything and take out the baby food and diapers out. Try to get out of the supermarket alive if you can.