What, exactly, is "sick" and "explicit" in this conversation? The word "vaginoplasty?" I guess some people consider the v-word verboten. How about I say "hoohaaplasty" instead? Is "monkey" too explicit? I guess "monkey" is sometimes used as a racial epithet, so I'll concede that. Anyway, saying "monkey" without specifying new world or old world is taxonomically lazy. How about "pygmy marmoset" instead of "monkey?" The pygmy marmoset is small enough that it could probably emerge from someone's butt without causing too much damage, and is a more likely candidate for this exercise than, say, the stately mandrill. "Butt" is a bit crude and homophonous with "but," so I probably should've used "bum:" It's less crude, has transatlantic appeal, and anyone who would be insulted by the term probably does not have access to a computer.

And who's "bashing" Lucas in this thread? We're merely comparing the probability of him remaking the PT and the utility of speculation regarding the same to that of him getting a hoohaaplasty and/or pygmy marmosets flying out of his bum. No one is questioning his skills as an artist, his dignity as a person, or his value as a warm, snug repository for pygmy marmosets.

WARNING! SICK AND TWISTED!
EXPLICIT!
PERVERSE!
(Also, I can't get a screen shot right now, but Space Quest V.)