Yousa in biiiig doooo dooo dis time!!!!!
Oh noooo!! Weeesa gonna be annoyed by meesa for two whole hoursa!!!
Yipeee!
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
Hey guys let's all have an award ceremony for this wrench for being so darn useful. What is its serial number? 00000434340054535934838578783483895834-BS1? Thank you, 00000434340054535934838578783483895834-BS1. Oh and ruler of the planet, you clean it up. Scrub it good, bitch.
Hi I'm C 3PO, I was in the OT, remember? I guess I was built by darth vader. Noooooooooooooooooo, that's impossible!!! I'll just go away now...
Ooops I'm sorry for blowing up your entire space ship and killing you all... bye!
Since all you guys can't decide what to do about my problem without ten years of deliberation, can we just elect a new president right now or whatever? Ok we all agree. Meesaaaaa stillllllllll here!! OH NO meesa crotch smashed into again. Meesa not paid enough for thisa.
Duel duel duel. I have the high ground ha ha ha ha. Jump slowly. Flip. Slice. Ooooof. No fair, I had the high ground.
Holy sith, i'm ten years older and I've become a whiny creepy guy for no apparent reason, marry me. Ok I will.
War's finally gonna happen ya'll... some type of terminator ripoff shit, and it only took two whole movies to get there. We need to start an empire. Ok sounds good to us. Go for it.
STAR WARS
WAR! Just incase you didn't know that's what this is about already...
Cough Cough, I'm just going to be the most non-threatening villain ever captured on film er... harddrive. My toys won't sell at all, I know, and that's the only reason I exist. Can you believe I'm replacing christopher Lee? Yeah, stupid, right?
bla bla bla order 66 with fries.
Hey remember those clones of a villainous bounty hunter who tried to kill that Padme for having such a silly name, are connected to someone called Tyranus, and were ordered by some mysterious figure we have yet to discover the identity of? They're all turning against us, Yoda. Fucked, we are. Well the rest anyway... manage, we will to get away since we're in the OT.
Hi I'm chewbacca what the fuck am i doing here?
Padme, hey I dreamed you were going to die, but I didn't dream of you being dead, just you grunting and puffing like women giving birth do, but I'll assume you'll die like my mom. What, this doesn't bother you at all? You saw the last movie didn't you? Fell asleep? Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit. I'll just turn to the dark side. that'll work.
Your weird scrunchy facial expressions are no match for my one of a kind, ever, purple lightsaber. Ha ha ha, eww why's your face melting?
Noo wait I know he's evil and such and would say anything to save himself but he told me he'd help me out...
I don't give a damn.
Then take this!
Cheesy dialogue! Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesy diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaalogue!!! Ahh...
How uncivilized. Wink wink. Remember when I said "A lightsaber's not as random and clumbsy as a blaster, it's a weapon for a more civilized age"?
ACK, stop choking me, Annie...
heh, alright, I just gave birth to two kids through some orgasm machine with some robot's cold dead hands feeling around my private area and I feel fine... dies.
Teach us the trick to immortality now, do you? What kind of twisted son of a bitch are you?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
--ahhh that felt good--