"My MySpace page is totally pimp'd out
Got people begging for my top 8 spaces"
(like post count here at the OT.com, MySpace must have something similar so your top 8 "friends" get their picture on your page)
"...took calculus just for fun,
ain't got a gat but i've got a soldering gun"
(gat is a slang term for gun, and a soldering gun is used for making circuit boards for electronics)
Anyone have a scan of that Holiday Special Cover...