Quick Protip: Instead of humoring this clown, how about we take him at face value? When Bozo tells you he's got a $70,000 Versace Tux in a closet at home he's probably lying. Wait, stop - don't move! A fuse is out. You mean someone on the internet is making absurd claims?!?!? Call the AP, this shit is sandy, dandy, and fit to print.

From now on he is the only one allowed to post in this thread. I'm putting my clown shoe down.

No one knows who he is, he has done nothing of substance but make claims. That's all it is, and it doesn't matter.