Anakin: *Chokes a bitch*
Padme: Aaaack you're choking me, extremely uncomfortable!
Obi Wan: Anakin! I am the only one in this film who comes close to being able to act.
Padme: *falls to the ground like a loser*
*CG lava razzle dazzles the audience*
Doctor Bot #1: I do not know why she is dieing. Perhaps she has lost the will to live.
Doctor Bot #2: That's not even a legitimate medical explanation.
Doctor Bot #1: Does not compute.
Padme: *dies due to "losing the will to live"*
Vader: Where's Padme and her large hats?
Emperor: You killed her!
Vader: *Frankenstein's Monster dance*
Vader: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!
Seriously go fuck yourselves fellas. Hey just kidding. If you want to enjoy the movies go right ahead, there's no accounting for taste. Lots of people genuinely enjoyed Hitch. It's not my fault you have the sensibilities of a retard, running around movie theaters all slack-jawed and cum-drunk watching whatever poo they fling on the screen. Arguing about matters of taste is generally a waste of time, opinions aren't provable... some people simply have horrible, idiotic opinions (that's my opinion and you can take it to the bank, Jack.) My dislike of the prequels has absolutely nothing to do with my love of the original Star Wars movies (I'm lukewarm on many parts of Jedi,) or how I feel about what should and should not be in the Star Wars "universe," it is simply because they were completely lack-luster films - SkyWalker Ranch tech demos. "Wow look at them walk around slowly and talk Star Wars politics... don't those ships in the background look amazing. Look, they're flying."
Right now I'm sitting here at work listening to In the Air Tonight and eating home-made chili - so you can take that right home to Howard, and you can tell Howard that he can shove it right up his ass.