We should stop exploring space and start exploring the depths of the ocean instead. You heard it here first, space blows. Hollywood space is exciting and teaming with life but actual space is a horrible, dangerous bore filled with nothing but rocks. Anyone who thinks human beings as a group are leaving Earth at any point during our species' lifetime is a cunt.

We should find ways to make it to the deepest portions of the ocean and build societies enclosed in giant glass domes. Will it be dangerous? Absolutely. Will people drown? Yes. Will it serve a purpose? None that I can think of, I bet there's some crazy shit down there though. Why do this you ask? For the same reason we rocket jackasses into space, I suppose. We haven't learned anything useful by sending people off of Planet Earth, nothing at all. We now know first hand that the moon sucks ass and that Pluto is no longer a planet. Great. Nasa should stop wasting our country's fun-money on building giant rockets and obscenely large telescopes. Earth is the only good thing in space, I hate to break your hearts - so let's take this party underwater.