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The Star Wars Title Mash!

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Here's something completely random (and entertaining... at least I think so) for you to do...

mash up all the words (not including "the", "of", ect.) of all the start wars films... (separate PT and OT if you wish) and put them all together to a title that makes sense!

you're allowed to use different suffixes (like Revenger) but the word has to stay intact...

have fun mashing... and some titles cn be pretty funny!

Example: Star Wars: Revenge of the Attack-Phantom Empire Back-striker Jedi Returners!


GO!

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I saw this bogus title on a message board back in '03 when people were speculating on the title of Episode 3:

The Phantom Attack of the Empire Using The Clones To Strike Back So The Jedi Won't Return

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Jedi Clones Return Back to Strike Wars and Phantom Attacks at the Menacing Star Empire for Revenge.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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No offense guys, but some of these seem a little nonsensical...i guess that's part of the fun.

how about:

The phantom Jedi clones return a new hope to the Sith Empire

I'd have tought something like that would've been obvious.



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oh yeah I forgot to mention...

no added words like "for" or "to"... only the ones that appear in the titles of the movies.

that does not include modifiying words (i.e. phantoms, revenger, ect.)

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Star Wars: The Revenging Return of the New Menacing Attack Jedi Clones Striking Back Hope of the Phantom Sith Empire.



One 12 hour Epic movie. First half sucks, but the second half is a classic.



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Impossible! Who'd possibly put up with 6 hours of sucky movie?!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I saw this on a James Bond recycle title:

"Never is Again Forever Never Enough Tomorrow Only... Twice"
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas