Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
i once had a dream that i tied stinky up to a bed and cut off his 2.75 inch erect dick. oh wait that was just something i fantasized

Whoa, slow down hussy, I bet you spend all sorts of time fantasizing about this dick right here.

Was that before or after the dream you put a lil' top hat on my tiny 2 inch erect dick?

You can kiss him, but if you kiss him too much he might spit on you.

You're smarter than a turtle (most turtles at least,) I'll give you that.

EDIT: erect.