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i see. well if everyone is relocating so will i!
plus i just read a few of jay's comments and damn they were rude! nobody needs to deal with that crap.

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So hot.like.fire is leaving too? And Shimraa acts like he's on the verge of doing so as well. Wonder what's going to happen next...?

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Wonder what's going to happen next...?


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Do you hold us all in such contempt Jay? It seems that after the fan****ed debacle you are relishing the departure of certain members and are treating this as an 'out with the old, in with the new' opportunity.

Just wondering where we all stand.

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Honestly, I was thinking the same thing, but I just didn't say it. I mean, that would insinuate that some of our oldest members are the source of all the problems of this board, which is the farthest thing from the truth.

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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It looks like the guy who types in all caps at all times (presumably due to insanity) has left, Shimra and Hot Like Fire remain easily confused and grammatically incorrect, and Warbler continues to express his emotions through smileys.

That’s where you stand Jack.

I'm pretty sure the problem could have been avoided if the guy who was constantly e-yelling had loaned a few caps and punctuation marks to Hot Like Fire and Shimraa, and Warbler was given a ball of yarn to keep him occupied for a few days.


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Damnit, I can't help but find that funny.

Sorry.

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Sorry.


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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Do you hold us all in such contempt Jay? It seems that after the ****** debacle you are relishing the departure of certain members and are treating this as an 'out with the old, in with the new' opportunity.

Just wondering where we all stand.


I don't think it's that he holds you in contempt. Maybe he's just tired of a lot of the nonsense that's been posted here over the past few years. Maybe it's that no one has a sense of humour anymore. Because, I have to admit, the whole "cock and balls" comment was hilarious. Then Warbler took it out of context.

This is off-topic. a joke from the webmaster was taken way out of context. that's it.

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Yeah, I found it funny too, just like I find every one of Stinky's posts funny, but it was pretty much a given that an insult from Jay towards Warbler, whether meant as a joke or not, would result in Warbler leaving. I'm sure Jay knew that and he pulled the trigger. Which is his choice of course, but I'm just saying.

Originally posted by: ricardo
Maybe he's just tired of a lot of the nonsense that's been posted here over the past few years.
Yeah. And it seems like he's maybe trying to 'cleanse' the forum and get it back to whatever he originally intended it to be around here (presumably a place for serious Star Wars (and now Fan-Edit) debate - which is all well and good if not a little dull).

EDIT: Which is not to say that Warbler was dirt in need of a good cleansing - personally I'm very sad he's gone.

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Maybe Cock-And-Balls is a rare type of plant and Jay was just giving him gardening advice, and I don't think that's unreasonable.

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I never thought I'd write this as a post, but I can't think of anything more appropriate: ROFL.

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Stinky-Dinkins
Maybe Cock-And-Balls is a rare type of plant and Jay was just giving him gardening advice, and I don't think that's unreasonable.


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Originally posted by: Stinky-Dinkins
Maybe Cock-And-Balls is a rare type of plant and Jay was just giving him gardening advice, and I don't think that's unreasonable.


maybe its a book jay was recommending...

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Silly ricardo. You can't grow a book.

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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So Jay, are my speculations/assumptions correct, or are you declining to answer?

Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Silly ricardo. You can't grow a book.
LOL. I was thinking the exact same thing.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Silly ricardo. You can't grow a book.


ah.. your right. maybe jay was suggesting to warb to expand his mind with a good book. about cock and balls.

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Or maybe he was badly wording a desire for Warbler to have a child named Cock-And-Balls and to rear that child into an adult... otherwise known as growing.

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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do you think baby cock-and-balls would change his/her name when reaching adulthood?

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Yeah... 'And' is a shitty middle name.

Mr Cock T Balls sounds far cooler. The T Stands for Tiberius.

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Originally posted by: Jay
Originally posted by: Stinky-Dinkins
Maybe Cock-And-Balls is a rare type of plant and Jay was just giving him gardening advice, and I don't think that's unreasonable.


Somebody's been using Google.


The rare Southern Cock-And-Balls plant can only be pollinated by Fruit Bats. I bet you didn't know that. Not "Fruit Bats" as in the Fruit Bat species, either.

Gay bats, that's what I'm getting at here Jay.

Homosexual bats.

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What would the T stand for? I have a theory, but I just want to hear you say it.

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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See my edit.

What were you thinking? Something far ruder I presume?

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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
So Jay, are my speculations/assumptions correct, or are you declining to answer?


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