Me: Owner and Overlord
Warbler: Ruthless Profiteer and Honorary dignitary
Ricardo: OOC
Sybeman: General Manager
Sean Wookie: Company 'Werepire'
Nanner Split: Advertising manager
Hot.Like.Fire: Sexy Secretary
Dork313: Bitch
We might have to address the Sybeman situation if he doesn't show up for work soon...