Top Ten things I want to do to BadAssKeith:

10. Beat up his girlfriend: Rick McCullum

9. Strangle him with the original film negatives

8. Put him in CGI land

7. Sue his ass for everything he has got and go laugh in his face when he’s living on the streets

6. Kick him in the crotch

5. Put laxatives in his drinks

4. Beat him to a pulp

3. Get a voodoo doll of him and do you know what

2. Hang him by the balls

1. Make him dance naked in the streets

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