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Post #235957

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Tiptup
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So Who Killed Palpatine, Anyway? (This thread is made from 100% post-poster recycled bandwidth)
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Date created
16-Aug-2006, 9:39 PM
Good Lord, apparenty none of you understand George Lucas' genius.

Anakin died when he became a Sith Lord (and the exact point where that occurred in the PT should be laughably obvious except to someone stupid). But, this was only a spiritual death on the part of our eternal hero. And so, with the body of noble Anakin remaining behind, the soul and spirit of an evil Jawa Demon came and possessed the now-vacant body of “Darth Vader.” (I should note here that all Sith Lords as a matter of fact, are possessed by evil, demonic, Jawa spirits.) Thus, the true story of the original trilogy should become very obvious to anyone following this logic. It was a quest on the part of Luke and Leia to resurrect the spirit of their dead father by guilt tripping the evil Jawa spirit into feeling empathy for Luke. Thus, as you see, it’s all incredibly simple.